WELCOME BITCHES!

So, I'll get right to the point.
If you're a fan of the things I enlist bellow, don't even bother reading the rest of this welcome message or any other entries, because it's simply gonna piss you off and no matter how many hate-mail I'll receive it won't stop me from keep wanking. Consider yourselves warned.
My hate list:
leyton
kristen stewart-michael angarano
jess, vanessa & all the ships both of them are included in
nate-blair
prison break s4
mark schwan
catherine hardwicke
& many other things but these were the basics

Now for those of you that decided to keep reading comes a 2nd warning. I really am THE BITCH. If you ask any of my online buddies to link me to a fictional character they'll say that I'm exactly like twilight's rosalie. And not because of the looks :P
Many will tell me that I wank because I am
1. insecure, so I try to hide my own insecurity by wanking others more beautiful/smart/talended that me
2. jealous, so I wank those who I believe are more beautiful/smart/talended that me
3. a "stupid lazy bitch", that has "nothing more productive to do with her time" and will advice me to "get a life"

My answer is:
I sure as hell am insecure but I have no problem admitting it and no particular desire in hiding it.
I sure as hell am jealous of ppl more beautiful/smart/talended that me, but those ppl are the ones I support and am jealous of them in the "nice" way, like wishing I could be like them, not having voo-doo's in order for them to fail. For example I am jealous of leighton meester but I am in NO WAY jealous of jess sth. If we leave out the thing where she is dating hot guy no2. But you get my point.
And my dears, I sure as hell have a great life! I am a university student for crying out loud, which means I am living the best period of my life. The 2-3 hours I spent in the internet every other day do not suggest that I have nothing better to do with my time, it just suggests that this is what I like to do with it.
I am a super-size bitch and not ashamed of it. You can hate-mail me, you can wank me, you can try to convince the others that I'm a phycho, but none of it it's gonna make me stop; I am THE bitch and that's what I do. Deal with it.

Now that we got all these out of the way, I'll pass to a more important part: the purpose of the blog

1. especially lately all of my tv-shows and some other fandoms are shitted dearly, so I have to get it out of my system. And because I already have pals that feel the same, I decided to go for it in blog-style in order for all of us wankers to have our daily dose of wanking together.
2. I just like to piss off ppl that support sth as stupid as leyton of chuck-vanessa. I HAVE to. It's a vital need for my body to keep functioning. Along with "you've got to pee" signal I get the "you have to wank leyton some more" signal. Not my fault. The complain-forms can be sent to the higher power that created me.
3. of course except from the wanking there is a handful of <3 gossip girl kool-aid blog. These girls simply make my day with their wankings, and they are the ones that inspired me to make this blog, so half the credit goes there :)

I think that's all, this was enough of a welcome message!
Let the wanking begin!

xoxo (so predictable)
tzeni aka rosalie aka the bitch