Just tons of biching, wanking, bitching, rambling, biching, complaining, bitching, squeeing (because there are some good things in fandoms as well), bitching, extensive commenting & bitching. You get the picture. And I might be a bitch, but I know how to keep you entertained. You know you love me!
xoxo, bitchy girl
Okay the way she is dressed is so wrong on so many levels. We all know Nate is a man-whore, but he's usually classy, I still can't comprehend WHAT THE FUCK he finds in that troll.
It seems like she threw on herself whatever she grabbed from her gypsy-carnival stock. That damn mini-shorts remind me of Lion King for God's sake! And the heels? Maybe some gorgeous actress with the right combination of clothes could support them, but the troll most definately can't! My eyes are bleeding badly, the show should have a "Hazardous" warning if she keeps "dressing" like that. And her face... I think the post's title is justified, she totally seems like she's gonna eat someone, apart from the flies that got in. Maybe Lion King is her fav movie or sth, cause that mouth of her's it's like Simba's at the end. What annoys me more is that it's all a show, cause we all know she's a media-whore that craves for attention. And propably that's what she came up with to get it. UGH Don't you just pity Scott? Nate obviously ditched her and hooked up with model-Bree (or whatever her name is) and she filed her nails to catch some other confused boy on her nets. But she forgot to wash her hair before going out on a date that defines her "storyline" and that's how we were led to the nest her hair hides in this photo. Poor Scott. You won't know what hit you when you finally realise her real self. RIP :P
As for the rest of us, we shall start praying that she won't hit again on Nate and/or Chuck and that at some point the miracle will happen and Chuck's limo will send her to the after-world to torture it's inhabitants. We've been tortured enough for 2 damn seasons.
I don't know for you guys, but for me the only reason left to watch GG is Chuck & Blair. So I'd like to speculate a bit about what I thing will -and should- happen with them in the beginning of s3, based on the set pics we got the last days.
Yeah, the pics are "OMG", "AWESOME", "I can't wait!!!!!!!!", "CB are the BEST" etc, but if we overlook the fact that AT LAST they're dating and holding hands (SQUEEE!! LOL) there are some other details worth commenting.
So in both the pics and the video I couldn't help but notice at once that Blair looks genuinely unhappy. Spoilers say that they won't be breaking up any time soon, even if a casting call for a model that Chuck "picks up at a bar and brings home" had us all Chair fans cursing the writers, but that doesn't mean there isn't trouble in paradise. My personal opinion from what I've gathered thus far, is that our dear ex man-whore, irresposible Chuck is gonna turn into a responsible to the level of workaholic boyfriend. In all the pics he's with his phone attached to his ear and he's always way too well-dressed. And the fact that he's passionately talking on the phone while being with Blair on a date and Blair's facial expression on the situation says that much for me. I think that Chuck will devote himself to work in order to prove to Blair and to the world that he's capable of carrying on his father's legacy, but in his attempt to do so he'll neglect Blair. And Queen B doesn't like being second, so that's when the typical-couple-fights will begin.
Hey guys, what's up? I know it's been months since I really posted, but I promise you, despite the fact that our loved tv-shows will be back in september, I plan on having a very wanking-productive summer. After all someone has to keep bitching about the misdeeds of the last season & comment on the new spoilers & set pics. And who's that someone? Yep, me! I revamped the entire blog in a more summer-gossiping-style, I hope you like it :)
So, shall we start?
As we all loyal fans know, GG started filming yesterday. And oh boy, have I not a ton of things to comment on? :P For this post, it's gonna be Leighton's/Blair's magnificent outfit. It smells like summer, it's happy, flowery etc etc. But. Daneel Harris, the super-great bitch "Rachel" from OTH wore the same dress on a Maxim event. It's up to you to decide which one wore it best ;)
I know I wasn't around the last couple of weeks, but I'll explain it later, right now, I JUST HAVE TO POST THIS!!!
After a lousy supernatural season finale, a disastrous prison break end of the series etc etc, this just erases all of the bad moments and makes my week AWESOME! This episode was truly owned by Chair. Oh and of course my namesake Jenny, I enjoyed all of her scenes. Even Nate & Serena were bearable. Anyways, here is the playlist with all the scenes of the episodes an amazing canadian fan uploaded *bows*
I am wondering how I could spend two whole months this summer squing over something as a huge fail as Prison Break season 4. I feel srsly dump.
Okay, here is the story: I watched all 3 seasons of PB in the second week of July, knowing that Sara will be back. I loved them so much, that I spent one and a half month speculating over what will happen in s4, reading all the spoilers like a maniac, squing with every picture fox released and discussing my ass off in forums with fellow MiSa lovers.
From the 2-hour premiere I knew that all this was in vein, because s4 sucked balls from back then. But I can't leave something I once workshipped unfinished, and I just LOVE Gretchen/Jody, so I kept watching, being even more bored with every single episode.
During my summer-PB-loving-syndrome I subscribed to PB's feed on spoiler TV, so about 2-3 times a week I receive e-mails informing me on the latest spoilers. For months now I just delete them, because I'm no longer interested in this whole speculating and freaking-over-rumors thing.
But the last episode kinda awakened my MiSa shipper insticts so I decided to open the e-mail I received this morning. Man, I wish I hadn't.
In the last scene it ep 22 takes place 4 years after everything that has happened. You will see "Michael", Sara, Linc, Mahone, Sucre....In the extra 2 hrs you will see michael and sara get married and then sara will go to prison. The gang will attempt to break her out and michael may try to sacrifice himself to get sara out. I am not going to give you the very end because i think you should watch the show since you have invested so much time into it.
First of all the whole thing were Michael's name is put in quotation marks is kinda weird. I have a feeling they might kill him off, and I will not be surpised if they do, it's so screwed I can expect anything by now. Then, Sara getting to prison and Michael trying to get her out? SERIOUSLY? He has already done that twice, isn't it a bit of a cliche doing it again? It's called prison break, but the whole thing lost it's purpose after s2, so why mess it up that majorly? Michael sarcifising himself... Why does that smell like death to me? Again? So he's gonna break her out, die in the process and Sara will have a great life free without the love of her life and a fatherless child. Hurray. If that's how it'll go down, I think I might burn every PB dvd I own.
In the first one? Yeah, they've got Vuck icons. I only pity my laptop which is gonna crash at some point, because I happened to vomit on it when I saw them.
I think the end of the world is approaching. Because Vuck are even more dangerous than physical disasters.
Hm, now that I think of it, I REALLY liked the fact that the whole Vanessa-Chuck-"do-me-again" thing wasn't adressed after it hapenned. (The "I've never" game was so boring and I-wanna-smash-my-pc-because-this-thing-underestimates-my-intelligence that doesn't count)
Just as expected. V was another whore in Chuck's list. Even the fucking ballerina had a greater role in his sexual life that the troll did. CB-ers VS VOMIT-ers 1-0. HA
I want some real Chair action. I REALLY need it. I'm going nuts while I'm waiting. Give it to me already! Great, you did it, I'm 100% crazy. I think I must go to sleep, cause I'm quite incoherent right now.
xoxxxxxxxxxxxxxx..................... *that's me falling asleep on the keyboard*
So I was all excited this morning, because I downloaded the GG and OTH episodes, then gone to the university for another crappy physical chemistry 3-hours lab, but I didn't let myself get down, thinking the great GG episode awaiting me home.
Well, I WISH it was great. I don't know how they can possibly make the Chair moments feed more the Nair storyline but there it is. They like used Chair in order to produce more unecessary Nair drama. And even the limo scene was weird. Chuck was 100% right to say those things to Blair, but the whole situation was handled awfully. I was expecting this episode like crazy and it totally disapointed me. Again.
And after this blow, I also had to watch this and last's week's OTH episodes. Talk about boring. At some point I srsly wanted to hit my laptop to the ground in order for it to stop leyton-izing me. Even my life has become way more interested that OTH. They can't even reach the interest level of a TV-Shows & Internet junkie life. Way to go Mark. Not only he screwed up his show, he had to spread his disease to the other writers as well. He should be quarantined before causing some lame Nair reunion in Season 3.
And Blair going to the prom with NATE? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH This is so wrong on so many levels writer dudes.
*ESCAPE THE MISERABLE REALITY WITH US* WHO could actually resist this beautiful sight??? Huh? Yeah that's right, NOBODY! Including Queen B.
I know this is mainly a wanking blog, but srsly ppl, right now I'm having an out-of-body experience, it's the first time I don't feel like wanking!
The reason is that I finally got accepted at a hosting service in order to create my first fansite devoted to Jenny & Nate! And with promos and sneak peaks like the ones the cw offered us, how can someone be bitter? Chair are ready to rule again!
Anyway, the purpose of this post is to ask if any of you wankers is interested in becoming a co-webmiss of a staff member in the site, because I just love working with I share the same love for something. And I know there are many hidden JN-ers out there, so there it goes ;)
I guess that this fulfilment feeling will pass overnight and tomorrow I'll be the good-old bitch I always was. So sorry, but the new wankings will come later!
We must do something about the drug's problem our fandom is facing. The writers might have laid off them when they were writing the last episodes, but the rest of the involved ppl -and especially a large amount of fans- are way high with hardly a chance of salvation.
It all started when I decided to visit the GG Insider post about Q&A with Stephenie Savage. Then disaster hit.
Q: Is Vanessa going to school next year? Will she continue her education? A: We'll have to wait and see, but Savage said, don't forget, Vanessa took her SATs.
WHO THE HELL CARES? They're wasting time asking sth as stupid as that instead of asking "Will Vanessa GTFO of our beloved show soon?"
Q: Any more major Gossip Girl deaths we should expect? A: For now, Stephanie doesn't see that happening: "I think we have a pretty tight cast and I think we would only be interested in adding, not subtracting."
Well, FUCK YOU PPL! Are you fucking blind? Vanessa is way too hated to be kept in the show. Killing her off would give her an actual storyline of her own for a change.
Q: On Gossip Girl, will Dan and Blair ever be romantically involved? A: The producers aren't opposed to it. When questioned about a Dan-Blair pairing, Stephanie said, "There are only so many characters on our show, so everyone needs to be open to being with everyone at some point."
Looking for a sign the world is approaching it's ending? When this FUCKERY will happen you'll know that is matter of time before you pass heaven's or hell's (more likely) gates. AND I SAID STOP USING CRACK, DO YOU EVER LISTEN TO ME?
On the brightest side, they love Dorota as well, they haven't even opened the GG books (neither have I for that matter) and of course some of today's good news:
Q: Everyone's all about Chuck-Blair or Blair-Nate. What about Jenny and Nate? I thought they were great together. Will we ever see them reunited? A: Sounds like it. Just not anytime soon: "Nate and Jenny is actually a big story in the books and we sort of dipped our toe into that pool a few times. As they get older and start to feel the same age, that is definitely material I think we can revisit."
YEEEEEE! I know it's fucked up putting Jenny/Nate a little higher than Chuck/Blair, but with CB I'm sure that in the end they'll be together, while JN are the outsider couple so I feel like I have to support them more. Maybe I'm on crack as well? I just hope that when the reunion time comes, Nate won't be so confused anymore and will be certain than she is the one he wants. Then we'll have my perfect happy ending: The troll dead after Chuck rolled over her with his limousine and CB & JN together. *dreams*
But, only a good answer can't make it for the UTTERLY STUPID comments some fans left.
"yayim glad they actually are aware of the fact that dan and blair could have potential. i love watching their scenes. I love chuck/blair but so far chuck doesn't deserve her yet anyway." And you call yourself a CB-er? SHAME ON YOU!
"PLEASE NO MORE NATE AND JENNY!!! they are soo bad together they make me want to vomit! he is wayy too hot for her anyway, but I really want to see more DERENA action I mean who doesn't love them together! They're always going to be in love no matter what!" Oh, okay, we should judge who is gonna be with whom based on hotness level. And then ppl like these accuse men of only being interested in the looks. Go figure. And Nate is sooooooo in love with Serena indeed! So much they haven't even talked for -wait, how many episodes-?
"actually i think georgina should be with nate,chuck should stay with vanessa,and a new guy for serena" ????????????????????????????????????????(no mention of Blair of course) Where do you buy your crack dude? It's spoiled.
I just saw 2x21 and I have to say that apart from the chuck scenes I was left completely untouched. It was plain boring.
Fortunately, 2x22 seems quite interesting to me, so I decided to review over the promo and the little things we know.
So here comes the sentence by sentence analysing.
"Who are we spying tonight?" YEEEEEEEE!!! *5-year-old-saw-candy-reaction* AT LAST, good-old Chair! Plotting and spying together! The perfect 1st dish!
"He's having her cake and eating yours too!" Good-old Blair once again! Messing with ppl's lives, this time trying to help, Serena probably will do sth stupid etc etc
*suggestive tone* "Last night was nothing"(comparing to what follows) *He's-gonna-make-me-see-God tone* "Ohhh"(Do me again Chuck) I think there's no need for explanations here. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
"You're my friend" Fucking priceless dick behaviour. He was the one that left him waiting for a refill while he was making up with the girl Chuck loves and now he has the nerve to show up and accuse Chuck of trying to steal his girlfriend. That kid is defo on drugs. Being confused all the time he probably thought those little pills were candy.
"Chuck Bass?! Have you been saved?" OMG Chuck's face? Now that's even more fucking priceless!
But despite all this goodness heading our way, there are some disturbing facts as well. 1."Who's gonna win Waldorf" game? Srsly? How can Nate be so selfish and how can Blair be with someone that changes his mind every other second? And especially after spending the night with Chuck? She's defo on drugs as well.
2.What the fuck is troll's role in this episode? The fact that she's in the cast list but not shown in the promo makes me suspect things. Bad things, considering the spoilers we hear about Chuck Bass Junior.
3.What good purpose on earth can Georgina serve? Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Chuck's face when she asks him if he's been saved (not likely :P), but I can't see the point of bringing her back only to waste on-screen time that could easily been given to Chair. Am I wrong? *lol*
4.I knew that GG Writes have the "Mark Syndrome", but actually copying him? PLEASE, I HAD ENOUGH OF SCOTT'S BROTHERS DRAMA, DON'T MAKE ME WATCH THE ARCHIBASS WE-WOULD-BE-BROTHERS-IF-YOU-WEREN'T-SCAMMING-ON-MY-GIRL DRAMA TOO!
I am srsly amused by some e-mails I read. The spelling/grammar/logic rules apparently do not apply on the troll's fans, so I'll refrain from posting all these hideous things (actually I'm bored, but I like to accuse ppl for it). The main point of this post is my attempt to try explaining the common point of all those mails. They all call her "Queen V"
WHAT. THE. FUCK. PEOPLE?
Since when vermontroll became a Queen? And since when vermontroll became a Queen replacing Queen B?
They are ALL on crack and many many other drugs, there's no other explanation. And since I am too stunned to explain it and they wouldn't get it anyway, I'll show it with some animated pics to make it easy for those morons to comprehend: 1. who is the Upper East Side Queen 2. and the only kind of Queen V can be
"This bitch" is actually me, but I like to visualize myself as Queen B, so there it goes *lol* I finally put together my first rec post ever, so spare me the wanking (not really :P) It's just irrelevant links to articles, various blogs posts, sites etc etc that entertain me, so there's this slight chance you maybe find them amusing too.
1.One Epic Couple = 300+ Reasons Why: Part 1Part 2
Chair love. I think the rest are self-explanatory.
Now you'll ask where the hell I came up with that one. Well it's my blog dudes, and if I like The Matrix I recommend sites for it too. After all, as the girls on GG Kool-Aid mentioned at some point, all this s1 repetition is a major glitch on The Matrix. You wanna know what you're up against right?
All the information not included in the books comes directly from Stephenie Meyer herself. I really don't know of what use knowing Rosalie's height is, but she's my alter ego and the TOP Bitch of fictional characters, so knowing to what standard we live in is important *lol*
For me it's the best layout I've ever seen in a fansite. The weird thing here is that this site apart from excellent designs, also has the best all-actors gallery and the hottest news. How do you do it???
7.Chair Crossovers:
I just LOVE those two! The "Made of Honor" one is simply hilarious, and the "Duchess" stoyline is quite similar to some points of Chair & Blair as a character.
Uh, ummm, yeah, I don't know how that ended up in my rec post, but there it is! Don't laugh at me, I am dreaming of having a PhD there for some years now, before the whole Blair-wants-to-go-to-Yale thing. A girl can dream, right? *lol*
And now it's time for...
THE ULTIMATE, ALL TIME REC
The TV-Junkies Savior Blog When I realised that downloading TV-Shows episodes via torrent was hell on earth considering the speed of my connection, this blog saved my torrent-burned ass. The links for the new episodes are posted less than an hour after the episode has finished airing, and they upload the parts in many hosting services so that the majority of us who have no premium membership in a hosting service can simultaneously download all the parts. I officially bow to the admin of this blog ;)
So, I just read the full 2x21 recap, and watched some scenes from the episode a Canadian fellow CB-er uploaded and I just wondered why GG -and other shows as well- have come to this point of a screw up. Then a dialog that Naley had back in OTH's Season 1 came in my mind, and I think it's a pretty good fit for this situation as well.
*** The party Haley organised for a few friends ended up being the event of the week and everyone showed up, almost destroying the house and having Nathan arrested. So at some point after they returned home from the police department, she wonders why all these people would show up on her party. Nathan replies "It comes with the territory" "What territory?" "Popularity" ***
I think that one explains pretty well the situation we're facing here. GG just got way too popular for it's own good, so the writers have to do things that will a) please everyone, including to my everlasting disgust Nair-ers and troll-fans b) add a little more drama, complicate the storylines, mix up things to a point even they can hardly resolve them etc
So, all these latest developments as Nair, Vanessa-Chuck (and the whole pregnancy thing if spoilers are true), B getting kicked out from Yale and a ton more, comes with the territory aka the tremendous popularity the show has. Hm, that sounds like defending the writers... Enough of it, or I'll be a shame of the wanking world *lol*
Soooo, let's analyse a bit the results of this territory. (I am analysing the scenes in the order they appear on the episode)
1.Socialite my ass
Does my memory play games with me, or Blair Waldorf 2 episodes ago wanted to "burn the whole book" her life was by destroying all of her relationships with people of her cycle? Oh, and didn't she actually started doing until Chuck took her away? And now she wants to be a socialite. Like stay with high school education for the rest of her life and just be a social butterfly with no purpose in life. That would justify the "Queen B" title. Oh and another one comment. Every Nair fan that respects herself says that Nate brings out the best in Blair. How come that every time she makes the worst decisions for her life she happens to be with Nate? It's an unexplained mystery to me.
2.Next thing you know she is married and pregnant
YES! The first glimpse of real Blair in God knows how many episodes! Convince the confused to go to Yale so that his Grandfather will see through it that you'll be joining his grandson there. At last the Blair Waldorf that I would turn a lesbian for *ENTHUSIASTIC SCREAMS* Oh, but they had to spoil it, didn't they? "I wanna be a bridesmaid!" ????????????????????????????????????????? Since when is Blair into weddings and of strangers-cousins non the less? Before we know it they'll make her dream of her wedding while she's knocked up by confused. UGH
3.I was a ballerina too! aka Chuck Version: 1.0
Screwing Vanessa when you're supposed to be fighting for your true love is one thing, considering that the troll is an actual character of the show (unfortunately) and they plotted together etc. Screwing a series of irrelevant athletes is completely another. I feel like I'm back to the first episodes of Season 1. I also feel sick to my core.
4.The wanking goes with the name!
I guess all of us Jenny's have an inner wanker in us, because shit, that girl knows how to make you feel like a fucking cockroach! Any wonder she's one of my fav characters? No, I don't think so. And yay -NO- about Chuck Version: 1.0 again.
5.I'm looking for a best friend, anyone lacking one?
And I felt resentful towards one of my formal bf's because she found a new bf and did me a favor by pretending I didn't exist anymore. At least she wasn't my fucking bf for YEARS, and when my entire existence showed that I was madly in love with that boy she back stabbed me and kept being with him just to be with someone. Because if we change the he and she's that's what Nate did. And then the Nair-ers tell me that Nate is sooooo moral while Chuck is a dick. Go figure.
6.Now, that's a dick-indication
He FUCKING APOLOGIZED to her! While his best friend went off to scam on HIS GIRL when he was supposed to refill his drink, he made amends with Jenny for sth that happened a year ago and with someone that normally he wouldn't give a fuck for. That's exactly the behaviour we expect from a dick, right Nair-ers?
"vanessa is a goddesss, and you're DUMP TO SAY THAT BLAIR IS BETTER! she is moralish and evem in style, vanessa is the queen v and blair is not and she dress like a clawn and chuck is with jess so they should be together in the show because queen v deserves the best man and natalian iss so cool!"
It's easter day, so I'm not gonna start the wanking. I am too =O to do it anyway. And PLEASE when you decide to wank me, write a message I can actually comprehend! When did Ed renamed himself into Chuck? Unless Jess is some new chick in the show Chuck hooks up with :P And srsly I am still wondering if she wants "queen v" with Chuck or this Natalian who appears to be really cool.
Anyways, I hope you have a good day and I present you the "moralish" stylish queen v! Bow you "clawns"!
I am definitely not saying that they laid off all drugs, but they must have given up crack, because the whole scene where Chuck says the much anticipated “I love you” is just SQUEE!
Blair: I want to believe you, Chuck, but I can’t. You’ve hurt me too many times. (Is there anything better that hurt Blair?) Chuck: You can believe me this time. (Determination. I like it.) Blair: Why? (He has her completely dazzled! Original Blair Waldorf would have made a whole speech out of it!) Chuck: Because I’m not Chuck Bass without you. (CAN HE BE ANY CUTER/HOTTER/PERFECT BOYFRIEND?) Blair: Uh… That’s it? (Okay, I think she underestimates this statement a little. “I am Chuck Bass” is his signature after all) (AT LAST he drags her and make her faint with his exceptional kissing technique) Chuck: I love you, Blair. (*HYPERVINTILATES, FAINTS, DIES, RESSURECTS AND KEEPS WATCHING*) (Blair smiles and the teddy-bear-hugging begins) Blair: But can you say it smiling? (No further commenting) (He laughs, she laughs and then we have the happily ever after. I wish, but I’ll settle for a s2 happy ending)
They totally pinned every single hair out of our asses with Nair, but as it seems they’ll give us the perfect reunion just as we expected! Until season 3 that is…
I’m tired of people defending her and telling me that I hate her because she’s SOOOO beautiful, successful and moral, I’m jealous, and because she –for the love of GOD and everything that’s holy!- outshines my fav character, Blair.
WTF?
Beauty is clearly a subjective matter.
Even in Greece, no more than bird’s shit size in the map, almost every magazine features covers, articles etc with LEIGHTON MEESTER and I have never seen not even a tiny pic of Jess. They don’t even mention her in the “cast info” of the show. And they do mention and sometimes put pictures of Blake, Taylor and of course the boys. What does this mean? That no one finds her attractive enough to feature her in their magazines and they don’t even bother to write her name. Assume what you will from this.
How do you define success? I think that a sane person wouldn’t call “wandering around with a camera recording stuff that will later be used to blackmail someone” as success. Oh, maybe causing trouble or breaking up every couple in the region is something a successful woman would do, is that it? Because let’s face it, she has been involved with love troubles of Serena/Dan, Jenny/Nate and Chuck/Blair.
And let’s go to the never-ending conversation of her integrity and why she's such a hypocrite.
Jenny went behind Vanessa’s back with Nate while Vanessa claimed they were over and didn’t admit she still liked him. And it hadn’t occurred to her that Vanessa might get hurt, until she saw her after kissing Nate. And she kinda ditched Nate trying to apologize for what she did. Vanessa stole Nate’s letter for Jenny, just after the two of them agreed that they wouldn’t let a man come between them. She started dating Nate behind Jenny’s back just when Jenny told her she wasn’t doing so well, because she thought of Nate all the time. Unless Vanessa apart from a highly immoral person is also completely dump, it had occurred to her that all this scheme of hers would hurt Jenny.
So, she was pissed off because Jenny "dated" Nate after she broke up with him, and in the next episode she did exactly the same, but also knowing that they still liked each other. If that doesn't prove a person is a hypocrite I don't know what does.
I picked this example, cause Nate/Jenny are my guilty pleasure and this particular storyline set off my hatred for Vanessa. As everyone is aware of, there are a lot more examples of Vanessa’s actions in the show that can prove that integrity is crossed out in her dictionary. I can go on forever, but right now I am making a rec-list so I’ll wank some more about V later.
Welcome to the fandom doctor guide! In about 3 parts I am gonna try to illustrate all the syndromes/illnesses/diseases etc that threaten the welfare of our beloved fandoms and the most drastic treatments available.
1. Mark Syndrome History: By far the most dangerous condition a TV-show writer can find him/herself into. This syndrome is named after “Mark Schwan”, One Tree Hill’s writer, who was the first one to show many symptoms of unexplained behavior during the writing of the show, leading to the creation of a brand new syndrome, as the same symptoms begun to appear to other writers as well, including the Gossip Girl’s ones. Description/Symptoms: Inability to comprehend the fans needs that result in the formation of unacceptable, boring, “wtf” storylines and couples. The one that suffers from that syndrome cannot adjust to the audience’s new requests and sticks to the plan he/her had from the beginning without caring for the consequences this might have on the fan base of the show. Also he/her is highly insensitive to pleas for a different storyline/couple, even if 90 or more percent of the ones involved in the fandom insists. Some of the symptoms that don’t always appear are: excessive drama input, leading the most popular and beloved characters in deep shit and an unconditional love for all “Mary Sue”. Treatment: The ones that have just begun to show the syndrome’s symptoms have a chance of salvation if the fandom’s fans put impossible pressure onto them. Cases that have the symptoms for more than a season unfortunately cannot be saved in any way.
2. Catherine-Effects Syndrome History: This syndrome is the one responsible for terrible special effects on much anticipated movies. It is named after “Catherine Hardwiche”, best known as the director of Twilight, who managed to take the movie to another -shitness- level, by using what is now going down to the movies industry as “Catherine-Effects”. Description/Symptoms: As the name suggests, this syndrome mostly affects the special effects of a movie which in most cases is the present’s year one the fans are going crazy for. Combined with non-existent budget, it results in the creation of special effects similar to the ones of the original King Kong movie and the use of Paris Hilton’s glitter lotion for the “dazzling” effect of what’s supposed to be “diamonds embedded in one’s skin”. Treatment: If the movie stands alone, the only thing that can be done is a re-make of the effects for the DVD release and prayers that people will bother to buy it. If the movie is part of a trilogy, saga etc, the treatment can lead to drastic changes in the following movies. Supposing that the movie turned into a blockbuster despite the Catherine-Effects, the producer increases the budget for the ones to come, fires the director who suffers from the syndrome and orders the new one to actually use a computer in order to make the special effects and drop the whole lotion-thing.
So, I'll get right to the point. If you're a fan of the things I enlist bellow, don't even bother reading the rest of this welcome message or any other entries, because it's simply gonna piss you off and no matter how many hate-mail I'll receive it won't stop me from keep wanking. Consider yourselves warned. My hate list: leyton kristen stewart-michael angarano jess, vanessa & all the ships both of them are included in nate-blair prison break s4 mark schwan catherine hardwicke & many other things but these were the basics
Now for those of you that decided to keep reading comes a 2nd warning. I really am THE BITCH. If you ask any of my online buddies to link me to a fictional character they'll say that I'm exactly like twilight's rosalie. And not because of the looks :P Many will tell me that I wank because I am 1. insecure, so I try to hide my own insecurity by wanking others more beautiful/smart/talended that me 2. jealous, so I wank those who I believe are more beautiful/smart/talended that me 3. a "stupid lazy bitch", that has "nothing more productive to do with her time" and will advice me to "get a life"
My answer is: I sure as hell am insecure but I have no problem admitting it and no particular desire in hiding it. I sure as hell am jealous of ppl more beautiful/smart/talended that me, but those ppl are the ones I support and am jealous of them in the "nice" way, like wishing I could be like them, not having voo-doo's in order for them to fail. For example I am jealous of leighton meester but I am in NO WAY jealous of jess sth. If we leave out the thing where she is dating hot guy no2. But you get my point. And my dears, I sure as hell have a great life! I am a university student for crying out loud, which means I am living the best period of my life. The 2-3 hours I spent in the internet every other day do not suggest that I have nothing better to do with my time, it just suggests that this is what I like to do with it. I am a super-size bitch and not ashamed of it. You can hate-mail me, you can wank me, you can try to convince the others that I'm a phycho, but none of it it's gonna make me stop; I am THE bitch and that's what I do. Deal with it.
Now that we got all these out of the way, I'll pass to a more important part: the purpose of the blog
1. especially lately all of my tv-shows and some other fandoms are shitted dearly, so I have to get it out of my system. And because I already have pals that feel the same, I decided to go for it in blog-style in order for all of us wankers to have our daily dose of wanking together. 2. I just like to piss off ppl that support sth as stupid as leyton of chuck-vanessa. I HAVE to. It's a vital need for my body to keep functioning. Along with "you've got to pee" signal I get the "you have to wank leyton some more" signal. Not my fault. The complain-forms can be sent to the higher power that created me. 3. of course except from the wanking there is a handful of <3 gossip girl kool-aid blog. These girls simply make my day with their wankings, and they are the ones that inspired me to make this blog, so half the credit goes there :)
I think that's all, this was enough of a welcome message! Let the wanking begin!
xoxo (so predictable) tzeni aka rosalie aka the bitch
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