WHAT'S UP WITH THE CAKES?

I just saw 2x21 and I have to say that apart from the chuck scenes I was left completely untouched. It was plain boring.

Fortunately, 2x22 seems quite interesting to me, so I decided to review over the promo and the little things we know.



So here comes the sentence by sentence analysing.

"Who are we spying tonight?"
YEEEEEEEE!!! *5-year-old-saw-candy-reaction* AT LAST, good-old Chair! Plotting and spying together! The perfect 1st dish!

"He's having her cake and eating yours too!"
Good-old Blair once again! Messing with ppl's lives, this time trying to help, Serena probably will do sth stupid etc etc

*suggestive tone* "Last night was nothing"(comparing to what follows)
*He's-gonna-make-me-see-God tone* "Ohhh"(Do me again Chuck)
I think there's no need for explanations here. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

"You're my friend"
Fucking priceless dick behaviour. He was the one that left him waiting for a refill while he was making up with the girl Chuck loves and now he has the nerve to show up and accuse Chuck of trying to steal his girlfriend. That kid is defo on drugs. Being confused all the time he probably thought those little pills were candy.

"Chuck Bass?! Have you been saved?"
OMG
Chuck's face?
Now that's even more fucking priceless!



But despite all this goodness heading our way, there are some disturbing facts as well.
1."Who's gonna win Waldorf" game? Srsly? How can Nate be so selfish and how can Blair be with someone that changes his mind every other second? And especially after spending the night with Chuck? She's defo on drugs as well.

2.What the fuck is troll's role in this episode? The fact that she's in the cast list but not shown in the promo makes me suspect things. Bad things, considering the spoilers we hear about Chuck Bass Junior.

3.What good purpose on earth can Georgina serve? Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Chuck's face when she asks him if he's been saved (not likely :P), but I can't see the point of bringing her back only to waste on-screen time that could easily been given to Chair. Am I wrong? *lol*

4.I knew that GG Writes have the "Mark Syndrome", but actually copying him? PLEASE, I HAD ENOUGH OF SCOTT'S BROTHERS DRAMA, DON'T MAKE ME WATCH THE ARCHIBASS WE-WOULD-BE-BROTHERS-IF-YOU-WEREN'T-SCAMMING-ON-MY-GIRL DRAMA TOO!